Drop your trousers people and bend over as it seems the politicians are coming back for more:
Five days to save the economy
I'm sure the boy is not alone in what is clearly a massed display of weapons grade pillockery by a group of people who on past evidence couldn't run a bath.
As I read through the article, the first "You what?" point came with this quote from the Mail article.
Mr Cameron is set to agree to new rules affecting the banking sector at this weekend's summit, which will require those exposed to the debts of stricken states such as Greece to hold more cash to shield themselves against potential defaults.
Banks are expected to be given a deadline by which they must amass at least £70billion - though some put the figure as high as £110billion - from the markets.
If they fail to meet the deadline, public sector bailouts will be ordered